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Название: I'm Shady
Исполнитель: Eminem
Альбом: The Slim Shady LP
Год: 1999
Язык: Английский

    Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (Huh?) Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl (I did) Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl Sold a billion tapes and still screamed fuck the world (Slim Shady), so come and kill me while my name's hot And shoot me twenty five times in the same spot (Ow) Think I've got a generation brainwashed To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot (Uh, oh?) Stop they blood flow until they veins clot I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch Purple haze and acid raindrops Spike the punch at the party and drain pop (gulp gulp) Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop Gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you So everybody buy my shit or I'mma come and kill you I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need some new weed to set you free You know me I'm your friend when you need a minithin (Slim Shady) I'm Shady I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (Uh huh huh) I like birds, bees, I like people I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!) The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike While I blow my brain out just to see what it feels like And this is how I am in real life I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (Uh huh) How you wanna scare somebody with a gun threat When they're high off of drugs they haven't even done yet So bring the money by tonight Cause your wife says this is the biggest knife She ever saw in her life (Help me help me) I try to keep it positive and play it cool Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!) Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter (chorus) I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it (Aw that shit is wack) Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit (What????) People don't buy shit no more they just dub it That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh) But they love it when you make your business public So fuck it, I've got herpes while we're on the subject (Uh huh) And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playing when I say it Well, I do take pills, don't do speed Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed Don't do smack, I do do shrooms Do drink beer, I just wanna make a few things clear My baby mama's not dead (nuh uh), she's still alive and bitching (yup) And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itching It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested (chorus) I told you I was Shady Y'all didn't wanna believe me I'm Shady And that's my name BAD MEETS EVIL "I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts You know, there's a story behind that there saloon Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over Sheriffs couldn't stop em Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen Got murdered in cold blood That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern And on a quiet night You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royston Five-Nine..." I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH) Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead Told him each one of his boys is dead I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said Who hard? Yo I done heard worse We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other To see which one'll swerve first Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds That of a globe on top of nine other planets Kissed the cheek of the devil Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis and the Nation Collaborating, attemptin to take over the earth Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal Above the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either Shit, me neither We ain't eager to be legal So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle I breathe ether in three lethal amounts When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain (He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off Cuz I can't find a decent vein The disaster in dreads I'm bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough To kill my soul after I'm dead When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter Cuz I serve any stranger wit money I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you Whippin human ass, throwin blows crackin jaws Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass I'm blazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC's Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche And bust till volcanoes erupt "Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you) STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!!" I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah) I'm the one who burned your house down (oh) Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up And I ain't gonna leave you a window to jump out of Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel (We'll be waitin) See you in hell Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady See you in hell for the sequel (bye bye) Bad Meets Evil, what? (till next time) "And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil Two of the most wanted individuals in the county Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens It's too bad they had to go out the way they did Got shot in the back comin out of that ol' saloon But their spirits still live on till this day Shhh...wait, did y'all hear that?"

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